I’m sure there are some morons out there that will try and duplicate what these two idiots did. In what I’m sure is a lesson to all who drink too much, you don’t want to pass out when you are around your “friends”. You never know what they will do. Maybe set your nuts on fire.

Now you have someone to blame for your laziness. Your parents. It seems that your desire for afternoon napping, and watching re-runs of I Love Lucy all day long whilst everyone else is scurrying around you are in your family genes.

Instead of blaming yourself for your sloothness, it’s nice to know that you now have a scientific reason to blame someone else.

In a sure sign that someone is taking global warming to heights beyond rational thinking, scientists in Argentina are strapping plastic bags to the backs of cows to caputure their “emissions”. Or in common non-scientific speak, their farts. In what I’m sure will upset anyone associated with PETA, the scientists stick a tub up the cows ass. The tube in turn is attached to a bag that is mounted on to the cows back.

Since methane is lighter then air, and the cows can emit up to 1000 liters a day in farts, would it be possible for Bessy to get airborne? I know I would not want to be standing underneath one if they did. Gives a whole new meaning to cow patty.

These 3 winners were so desperate for some action that they dug up a recently deceased girl and had sex. Initially, they were charged with attempted sexual assault, however since the law in Wisconsin was vague, the charges were eventually overturned. However the Wisconsin Supreme Court recently ruled otherwise.

What kills me is this:

Armed with shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms, the men went to a cemetery in Cassville in southwestern Wisconsin in 2006 to remove the body of a 20-year-old woman killed the week before in a motorcycle crash, police said.

A box of condoms? WTF. What they hell were they worred about? Getting her pregnant?

I’m really not making this stuff up folks.

Come back in 30 years, and I’ll let you know if this is true.

Men and women in their early seventies are having sex more often and enjoying it more than their counterparts three and four decades ago, according to a Swedish study published Wednesday.

I’m thinking maybe they’ve had too much watermelon.

Now how about bats in the bra. I am amazed at us humans. Every time you think you’ve read it all, along comes something that is so weird that you thought someone made this up. I’m not a woman, and don’t wear a bra, but how can you get up in the morning, get dressed, drive to work, work all morning, and not notice that a bat is in your bra?

Now I know what is causing them.

MEDUSA.

The Sierra Nevada Corporation is working on a microwave ray gun that can place “sounds” into your head. They say that it will only be used for military use and crowd control, but I happen to see some other uses for it, such as:

• Entertain mental patients.
• Never have to turn down the TV when your wife is sleeping.
• Make your neighbors think the cat is talking to them.
• Arguments with yourself have new meaning.
• Make your kids think that you really are God.

I can’t imagine what would happen if the advertising industry got ahold of something like this.

In what I’m sure will mean a change in the SPAM I get, researchers have announced that eating watermelon has the same effect on men that viagra has. Only one problem. You need to eat 6 cups of it. I don’t know about you, but a little watermelon makes me want to go to the bathroom. I can’t imagine what 6 cups would do.

“We’ve always known that watermelon is good for you, but the list of its very important healthful benefits grows longer with each study.”

Read more about it here.

We had some pretty strong storms come through Wednesday evening. And as usual, I had to take my camera out and take some pictures. As I was taking a picture of the rain coming down – pretty hard and windy I might add – lightning decided to strike. Very close. Let’s just say that it was so close, that I heard it before I saw it, and every hair on my body stood on end. I’ll let the picture speak for it’s self.

Now we actually have scientific proof for what your Dad always told you. Go with your gut.

“We think our decisions are conscious,” said neuroscientist John-Dylan Haynes at the Bernstein Center for Computational Neuroscience in Berlin, who is pioneering this research. “But these data show that consciousness is just the tip of the iceberg. This doesn’t rule out free will, but it does make it implausible.”
[From Science Journal - WSJ.com]

You should read the full article. Makes you wander who actually rules. You? Well maybe. Your brain makes up its mind up to 10 seconds before you are aware of the actually decision.

Something to ponder. Maybe now the meaning of life is not 42

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