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	<title>Comments on: Sex with a vacuum is illegal</title>
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		<title>By: LORI</title>
		<link>http://www.poffenberger.com/2008/10/sex-with-a-vacuum-is-illegal/comment-page-1/#comment-153</link>
		<dc:creator>LORI</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OH, OUCH. THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT DUDE</description>
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		<title>By: Mark Poffenberger</title>
		<link>http://www.poffenberger.com/2008/10/sex-with-a-vacuum-is-illegal/comment-page-1/#comment-151</link>
		<dc:creator>Mark Poffenberger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seeing as I have never had the pleasure of receiving sexual favors from a vacuum, I can relate the story of a friend of mine.  See, he had the same idea as the guy in Michigan. However, the vacuum he used did not have a hose attachment.  Long story short, the attending ER doctor wrote this down: &quot;Male patient had inserted his erect penis into the working end of a Hoover, and proceeded to have his testicle hair evacuated from his scrotum by the positive agitation of the beater bar&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seeing as I have never had the pleasure of receiving sexual favors from a vacuum, I can relate the story of a friend of mine.  See, he had the same idea as the guy in Michigan. However, the vacuum he used did not have a hose attachment.  Long story short, the attending ER doctor wrote this down: &#8220;Male patient had inserted his erect penis into the working end of a Hoover, and proceeded to have his testicle hair evacuated from his scrotum by the positive agitation of the beater bar&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: LORI</title>
		<link>http://www.poffenberger.com/2008/10/sex-with-a-vacuum-is-illegal/comment-page-1/#comment-145</link>
		<dc:creator>LORI</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, so I am curious. Since I dont have that particular appendage on my body....how in the heck is such a thing even pleasurable??  I mean, wouldnt it be like one long pull???

ps i work with you wife</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, so I am curious. Since I dont have that particular appendage on my body&#8230;.how in the heck is such a thing even pleasurable??  I mean, wouldnt it be like one long pull???</p>
<p>ps i work with you wife</p>
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