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You know those voices you hear?

Posted On July 7, 2008 | Filed Under WTF 

Now I know what is causing them.

MEDUSA.

The Sierra Nevada Corporation is working on a microwave ray gun that can place “sounds” into your head. They say that it will only be used for military use and crowd control, but I happen to see some other uses for it, such as:

  • Entertain mental patients.
  • Never have to turn down the TV when your wife is sleeping.
  • Make your neighbors think the cat is talking to them.
  • Arguments with yourself have new meaning.
  • Make your kids think that you really are God.

I can’t imagine what would happen if the advertising industry got ahold of something like this.

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