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Prevent Global Warming

Posted On July 14, 2008 | Filed Under WTF 

1-cowbackpacks.jpgIn a sure sign that someone is taking global warming to heights beyond rational thinking, scientists in Argentina are strapping plastic bags to the backs of cows to caputure their “emissions”. Or in common non-scientific speak, their farts. In what I’m sure will upset anyone associated with PETA, the scientists stick a tub up the cows ass. The tube in turn is attached to a bag that is mounted on to the cows back.

Since methane is lighter then air, and the cows can emit up to 1000 liters a day in farts, would it be possible for Bessy to get airborne? I know I would not want to be standing underneath one if they did. Gives a whole new meaning to cow patty.

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  1. Carl Mc on August 20th, 2008 12:50 am

    I’m doing my best to keep this vision out of my head but I’m failing miserably. So; I’ll share it with you.

    Can you see someone wrapping the end of an arrow with some cloth and lighting it on fire and then shooting these tanks on the back of the cows after dark?

    I know, it’s awful. Just let the visual sink in for a little while.

    MOOOOOOO! It’s terrible.

    Flaming cows racing through a dark field, yellow flames streaking along behind as the plastic containers on their back are shooting out fire.

    Oh dear.

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