You’ve heard of bats in the belfry?

Now how about bats in the bra. I am amazed at us humans. Every time you think you’ve read it all, along comes something that is so weird that you thought someone made this up. I’m not a woman, and don’t wear a bra, but how can you get up in the morning, get dressed, drive to work, work all morning, and not notice that a bat is in your bra?

Jul

7

You know those voices you hear?

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Now I know what is causing them.

MEDUSA.

The Sierra Nevada Corporation is working on a microwave ray gun that can place “sounds” into your head. They say that it will only be used for military use and crowd control, but I happen to see some other uses for it, such as:

Entertain mental patients.
Never have to turn down the TV when your wife is sleeping.
Make your neighbors think the cat is talking to them.
Arguments with yourself have new meaning.
Make your kids think that you really are God.

I can’t imagine what would happen if the advertising industry got ahold of something like this.

Jul

5

6 cups of watermellon = 1 viagra

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In what I’m sure will mean a change in the SPAM I get, researchers have announced that eating watermelon has the same effect on men that viagra has. Only one problem. You need to eat 6 cups of it. I don’t know about you, but a little watermelon makes me want to go to the bathroom. I can’t imagine what 6 cups would do.

“We’ve always known that watermelon is good for you, but the list of its very important healthful benefits grows longer with each study.”

Jul

3

Camera + Lightning = Cool Picture

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We had some pretty strong storms come through Wednesday evening. And as usual, I had to take my camera out and take some pictures. As I was taking a picture of the rain coming down – pretty hard and windy I might add – lightning decided to strike. Very close. Let’s just say that it was so close, that I heard it before I saw it, and every hair on my body stood on end. I’ll let the picture speak for it’s self.